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Did you hear that old Günther Eisenfaust will be canonised after his death?
Or that the largest turnips this fall are coming from Gerhard von Mösensaft's fields?
Or that Frederick II killed his own bastard son?
Or that a local man was burned for witchcraft? He was heard telling his cat to drink his bloody milk!
Or that you're not supposed to mix different rpgs and their rumors?
You heard about the fate of the settlement in Odenwald? Pretty spooky, eh? I hear the folk who got sick in the forest got cured by a priest in Wimpfen. We have to pray that such sickness does not strike our city!
--Tavern talk in Mainz